Another one (for the road?)

I am a klutz. I am forgetful. It is a pain. I have concluded that when one spawns, and gives their care to said spawn, half of reasoning, planning and organization in the brain, leaks out of the left ear. This could explain my constant ear aches and the voluminous ear wax substance I have had as of late. That said, I am typing this from my fourth iPhone in eight months. Let's gather the tally so far for categorical purposes:
1) IPhone 3GS. Washed on permanent press cycle.
2) IPhone 3GS. Updated to IOS 5.1.1 Corrupted voice and sound options.
3) IPhone 3GS. Left on roof of car. Pressure caused by unknown driver's tire caused complete failure.
Now, this may seem like an expensive venture. But I signed up for apple care and have paid a grand total of $250.00 US for three phones, including this one: the IPhone 4.
I like the 4. It is sleek and more user friendly than the 3GS. I am going to guard it with my dear life. I still have the plastic covering the front and back, until I buy one of these fortress cases that they make these days. That's it. Wish me luck. Oh, here's a picture of the $22.00 US travel mug I purchased yesterday.