Did the solar flare make us sick?

Good morning.
To the left of this text is a solar flare that erupted form the sun on February 15th of this year.
It was a massive surge of energy called an 'X2.'
X2 did a number on us, jamming radio signal and making Middle Easterners yearn for an end to dictatorship.
X2 was also a bad movie that came out in the last decade about a group of superheros that yearned for an end to dictatorship.

Isa this the first sign of the end of times?
Nope.
War and famine have been our guests on this rock for a long time.

If you found your cubicle farm a little sparse this past Tuesday, or the parking lot of your favorite taco restaurant was a little sparse, it's because we were all really, really, REALLY sick.

Intense intestinal pain, aches from every joint, I was afflicted by the bombardment of photons that instead of making me into a superhero, made me ill.

I began to think; maybe those of us who became sick from the flare are genetically inferior, and the sun itself is into eugenics?

Maybe there is a god and it's the sun? I don't think i'm the only one who has subscribed to that ideal.

And while we're at it, why am I trying to explain this impossibly ludicrous theory?

It popped into my head. It's as simple as that.

Which may or may not be because my mind is under the control of the sun and it chose me to send it's message to the people via Blogger.

I may be the only one who can save humanity from utter extinction!

For now though i'll just pass this whole thing off as having the bug. My workplace had a slew of chandlers calling in during the past four days.

I was home for Monday and Tuesday. I was curled up in a ball in the bedroom drinking warm seltzer and eating pale foods like bagels and bananas. I still have the feeling of weightlessness in my belly and am taking it easy.

I just thought this writing exercise would be a bit of fun.

I hope everyone is feeling well!