Gunland!

Yeah. I'm chiming in on the whole gun control issue.
Here is how i feel about private ownership of automatic assault rifles: go fuck your self. No one needs one. These automatic machines are meant for killing as many targets as quickly as possible. They don't belong in our hands. Wait! You say: the amounts of deaths severely under weigh the amount of gun owners! Yeah, but the slaughter of twenty innocent children says enough is enough in my book.
It's time that we joined the rest of the human race and give up this conspiracy laden, paranoid attitude that the world is going to shit and we'd better all stock up because that muslim in the white house is turning us all into socialists. REALLY?
The world has been turning to shit since i could remember, so more aggression and more violence and paranoia is the answer?! Meh.
Anyway, i have a solution for all you whacky gun nuts out there: GUNLAND.
It's an shooting range on steroids. You rent whatever guns you want and get to shoot your ass off. Want to fight in a doomsday scenario: there's an area for that! Urban combat your thing: go through Main St. Baghdad! You can be a door gunner in 'Nam land (the Huey is wheelchair equipped) or have a tank battle
In Rommel's sandbox.
Want to kill and intruder? Try Intruderzone!
The place will take up roughly five miles, be cordoned off all around by fifty foot abutments so you can live your gun fantasy out and be back in time for dinner.
This will keep the guns in one place and everyone will be happy. The place will have almost every gun ever made, so maybe each day could be an homage to each war?
So there you have it. Instead of guns everywhere in the hands of people who clearly aren't ready to appreciate such power and responsibility, you have them all in one place, shooting and bragging-just like in the movies.
I have to go now and burn my copy of the second amendment. It was meant for pioneers who needed a good rifle for hunting, and defense against bears.
Not this overblown, used to be hippies and taught us peace and understanding but and had all the fun and left the world in shit for MY generation and are now tea party weaklings.
Twenty fucking children. And the NRA and it's lobbyists are still only worried about their bottom line. The president of the NRA sent in his second man because he knew how much shit he was going to get for it. How fucking weak.
GUNLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring the kids and meet Gunner the Clown! Fuck balloon animals! Balloon guns! Mommy, Billy got an AK and all i got was a stupid Beretta! Shh Billy, there is enough ammo to go around! Careful with the the recoil on that Mac-10!!!